datfamilybusiness:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

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(via great-sketch-and-a-clever-pun)

punkfob:

can

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we

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take

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a

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moment

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to

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talk

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about

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these

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two

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idiots

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please

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i

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mean

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how

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gay

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can

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two

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straight

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men

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get???

(via headfirst-for-halo-circus)

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via beautifulnighttmares)